Monday, June 17, 2013

Leaving Las Aggieland... What To Do, What To Do!

Think Before You Tweet, Kids!

I wonder how Kevin Sumlin feels about this? Granted, Manziel later tweeted he loved Aggie Nation... but wished others could walk in his shoes.  Does Sumlin pull aside the Franchise and give him a "talking to"?  Does Sumlin ignore it and ride the wave of Johnny Freakin' Football for a final 13 games? Will JFF get to know the stadium steps of Kyle Field for chastising the fan base? 

We may never know---blame HIPAA laws or Edward Snowden---but it made me wonder how this same scenario would play out on different campuses.

"Bull**** like tonight is a reason why I can't wait to leave Tuscaloosa... whenever it might be."
        A.J. McCarron
Nick Saban Reaction: Katherine Webb replaced by one of Lord Frey's daughters; orders McCarron chest tattoo removal be done by Andre Smith with a rusty fork; McCarron must play one game using LSU offensive game plan from 2012 BCS Championship Game...and post 300+yards passing or lose a limb.



"Bull**** like tonight is a reason why I can't wait to leave Baton Rouge... whenever it might be."
        Zach Mettenberger
Les Miles Reaction: Rappels Down Mercedes-Benz Superdome using strands of the MettenStache as his Rappel Rope



Holmes Honda... The Trade & Save Sale Event!
Honda Accord LX-$189/Month Lease! 



"Bull**** like tonight is a reason why I can't wait to leave Louisville... whenever it might be."
       Teddy Bridgewater

Charlie Strong Reaction: Gets agent to call Oregon, Nebraska and USC to "gauge interest". Gets substantial raise from Louisville. 




"Bull**** like tonight is a reason why I can't wait to leave Columbia... whenever it might be."
        Jadaveon Clowney


Steve Spurrier Reaction: Takes shirt off and challenges Clowney to Leg-Wrestling Match--Loser Stays In Town




"Bull**** like tonight is a reason why I can't wait to leave Clemson... whenever it might be."
       Tajh Boyd


Dabo Swinney Reaction: Begs to replace Jadaveon Clowney In Palmetto State Leg-Wrestling-Match